By Erma Bombeck
I now pronounce you husband and spouse. There are few words as sobering, with the potential exceptions of "We have lift-off" and "This state is at war." but as they've got performed for hundreds of years, hundreds of thousands of brave women and men proceed to stroll down the aisle each year, with no lots as a role description. Now, in her such a lot autobiographical ebook, Erma Bombeck places all of it in loving and giggling point of view, as she seems to be again on her personal forty-three-year-but-who's-counting marriage and the undying passages that make the honorable property of matrimony the highest-risk, highest-reward career of all. a wedding Made in Heaven...or Too drained for an Affair is Erma's own tale in addition to a resonant evocation of the many years that experience formed sleek American matrimony - for higher, for worse, and for laughs. because the sunny day in 1949 whilst Erma and invoice Bombeck first plighted their troth, their marriage has weathered the arrival of televised soccer and the darkish facet of Donna Reed. They've grappled with youngsters and know-how, the women's stream and the sexual revolution, and feature patented their very own path in artistic Arguing. They've survived either the dream condo from hell and the empty nest, and feature been there for every different via maternity, miscarriage, and mortality. From the fearful newlywed, to the supermom who increased guilt to a sacrament, to the steadfast accomplice, to the shy writer at the street, here's an Erma Bombeck readers have by no means visible ahead of, in a ebook for all those people who are married, who have been married, who're brooding about getting married, or who've hesitated (until now!) to make the leap.
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