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By S. M. Mathur

Humour is the spice of existence. Its worth was once acknowledges correct from the traditional occasions whilst kings hired court docket jesters to enliven issues and either the monarch and the population felt amused at their actions. Birbal and Tenali Ram became the epitome of repartee and wit. One reveals humour in way of life too. there's a lot of humour in teachers and technology additionally akin to the tales of absent-minded professors are a legion.

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You can say, “Oh, he’s in coherent”, or “He’s in disposed”, or “He’s in consistent”, or “He’s indefinite. After being involved in a serious accident, a man was rushed to the hospital. When he regained consciousness, the doctor asked his name. com Three Microsoft scientists were on a long car trip when they got a fat tyre. They stopped and studied the situation. ” A computer engineer went on a long trip. He sent this e-mail to his wife: “Brought hardware and software but forgot underwear. ” He was very busy solving a problem on the computer and had no time even to eat.

And finally: Old professors never die; they lose their faculties. II Examination Agony It is rumoured that some examining bodies in the country are preparing two sets of papers for all examinations—one set for leaking and another for holding the re-examination. The CBI was making enquiries about leakage of question papers from the Registrar’s office. When shown some papers, the Registrar was indignant. “We are not responsible for these fake question papers. ” The younger brother of the University union president was doing his BA papers in a corner of the Controller of Examination’s office.

I agree that you did not deserve a zero, but I don’t know a figure lower than that,” countered the teacher. In the moral science class, the teacher advised that you should say nothing about the dead unless you say something good. ” Student: “He is dead. ” Teacher: Rita, you made the same mistakes in the answers as Sita sitting next to you. What do you have to say about this. Rita: We both have the same teacher. Child: Why do they call our language, the mother tongue? Father: Because fathers seldom get a chance to use it.

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